Meow? Blog Title Goes Here — Ways I Am Like the Standard Model
- Clearly flawed, but with no obvious path to improvement
- Can go from a top to a bottom under the right circumstances
- I too have a problem with hierarchy
- Influenced by Richard Feynman
- Too weird to be widely understood
- If you froze my body and shattered it down the middle that would arguably be symmetry breaking
- Lots of self-coupling
- Many of my interactions are weak
- Incompatible with gravity (I fell out of bed the other day)
- Will break down under extreme conditions
- All of my friends describe me as a gauge quantum field theory containing the internal symmetries of the unitary product group SU(3) × SU(2) × U(1)
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